An Important Message From The Big Man
My fellow Americans, it’s me your favorite future President Donald J. Drumpf. I’m here once again to present you with a very lucrative business opportunity. The kind of opportunity that only comes around once in a lifetime. Are you listening? Good, because I’m typing very loudly.
In the enclosed box is the greatest Drumpf Tower replica EVER! Much like my integrity, personal wealth and dashing good looks this tower is will stand the test of time. If you want to be smart, charming, good looking, an excellent negotiator, wonderful in bed, and have abnormally large hands then take it from me it all starts with owning your own Drumpf Tower.
Each brick of my beautiful tower is engraved with an inspirational quote by yours truly. Play along with friends and family by pulling the bricks from my tower and reading aloud. Have fun while learning about key issues like foreign policy, trade, and most importantly how I will Make America Great Again! Be careful though, if you knock over the Drumpf Tower I will be forced to deport you.
I am truly the greatest American politician of our time. You’re welcome America.
-Donald J. Drumpf
About Drumpf Tower
Drumpf Tower is a 54 piece, full-size Jenga style game that you can play with your friends and family. The goal of this project is to shed light on what has turned into a very bleak presidential race. Rather than whine and complain about the moral degradation of our leaders (especially Mr. Drumpf) we have chosen to poke fun at him and bring awareness to the absurd and often contradictory claims he has made throughout his candidacy.
The creators of the Drumpf Tower hope that, by playing this game with friends, we can bring some laughter to those like us who have throughout this race wanted to cry. We also hope that you’ll share the game with friends and family on the fence and they may actually learn a thing or two about the man who wants to “Make America Great Again.” It is our humble opinion that America will be at it’s greatest when we all stand up and collectively laugh at Mr. Drumpf. Hopefully this game will help accomplish that goal.
As for the game itself we can thank our wonderfully talented Mexican designer Oksana for helping us create a new spin on one of our favorite games. Our contributors can expect to receive their Drumpf Towers by election day.
Finally, despite Mr. Drumpf’s strong disapproval of charitable donations, 20% of profits from this project will be donated to the Wounded Warrior Project.
What Others Are Saying…
This tower is built on the principals Mr. Drumpf demonstrates in his daily life, integrity, generosity, and an unwavering sense of duty to the American people. – Putin