The Mayor of Trumpton, that’s Mr Mayor to you and I, wants to set up a web thingamajig to put all his jokes, rants and articles on.
Help Mr Mayor line his pockets
The Mayor of Trumpton, that’s Mr Mayor to you and I, wants to set up a web thingamajig to put all his jokes, rants and articles and provide a home for the good citizens of Trumpton.
The Trumpton social media accounts have been poking fun at pompous politicians for nearly two years now, and recent events (don’t mention the Brexit!) have led Mr Mayor to conclude that he can no longer run the Facebookery and Twittery pages, come up with new jokes and poems without a little money in the bank to prevent him from having his computer re-possessed.
So, Mr Mayor plans to sell citizenship in the newly declared Independent Repupublic of Trumpton, Chigley and Camberwick Green to raise funds. You can donate a few, worthless thanks to Boris, pounds just to become a citizen, or buy an ID card, Passport or Certificate of Naturalisation – we have an open-door immigration policy, as long as you stump up some cash.
There’s the chance to be the Mayor for a day on offer to the higher donators, and a few other goodies on offer a little later on.
In summary, I’d rather run Trumpton than do my day job, but to do that I need a little help from the good people of this fair County.
Get Your County Back!