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Aug 5, 2016 6:50 EST

Mistress Tara Indiana — Dominatrix Runs for President! A Political Satire

iCrowdNewswire - Aug 5, 2016

Dominatrix Runs for President! A Political Satire

Because a Dominatrix is more qualified to be President then Donald Trump

Hi, I’m Mistress Tara Indiana, and I’m running for President of the United States

You may ask yourself, what qualifications does a Dominatrix have to be President of the United States? Well, I’ve been in the profession for over 25 years. I’m a small business owner and job creator. I founded my company, The Den of Iniquity in 1994. It’s the only dungeon that’s ever gone national with flagships in NYC, LA and Phoenix and employing over 80 Women at it’s height. 
 
Over the years, I’ve dominated over 10,000 men and trained over 1000 Mistresses. Managing an all female company really honed my leadership and management skills.
 
Being a Dominatrix requires strong negotiation abilities and a profound understanding of human nature. But most importantly, I’ve been beating men like Donald Trump for 25 years and with your help, I’ll beat him in November.
 

How Dildos Can Save Democracy

My Campaign is focused on attacking Donald Trump in both old and new media through a massive Dominatrix Small Penis Humiliation campaign in realtime and online. To accomplish this, we need to raise money too:

 

  • acquire 1000s of tiny dildos with the hashtag#mistresstaraforpresident printed on them that can be thrown at him at Trump Rallies and appearances or shipped to him at his home at Trump Towers.
  • Campaign button, posters, bumper stickers and T-Shirts
  • The funds to file all the paperwork and get my name on the ballot in at least 1 state.
  • Travel expenses to tour the country and speak, stump, and hold rallies
  • To hire staff; A publicist to handle the press and campaign manger to organize supporters and events
Our goal is 50,000, but if we don’t reach it, we’ll focus more on the “Dildo’s for Democracy” Campaign and cut back on travel.
 

The Impact of “Dildos For Democracy”

While I may not be elected President of the United States, if even 1 tiny dildo is hurled at Donald Trump at a rally – wouldn’t that alone be worth it!

But more importantly, my campaign humanizes people in the bdsm community and forces people to think of  them in a new way by showing how Dominatrices can be active and contributing members of our political process.

While there are no statistics, I can tell you from my personal experience that many people in the BDSM community lose their jobs, custody of their children and their homes when they are outed.

I believe that kink is an orientation like being gay or straight and we need the same protections as the LBGTQ community. Even if you don’t agree with my theory, I’m sure you agree that no one should ever lose their children because of what they do consensually, behind closed doors. We need to get government out of our bedrooms, and with your help and a 1000 tiny didlos, we can make this happen!

The press is already covering our campaign and it has really taken off in Italy and Germany along with a great write up in GQ. We need your help to keep up the momentum. The press needs events to cover and we need to raise funds to sponsor events that will titillate the press. So far, we have 3 scheduled:

7.16 Mistress Tara Speaks at “Looks of Love” Salon and Barbershop

7.22 Mistress Tara Speaks at “Opodz” a collaborative work space

8.26 Mistress Tara’s Birthday Party and Presidential Fundraiser

See our updates section for a look at all the great press we’ve been getting!

 

Other Ways You Can Help Elect a Dominatrix and Stop Donald Trump

If you can’t make a donation, there are MANY ways you can get involved and help:

 

  • Make fun of Donald Trumps tiny, tiny penis on twitter or  social media with any of these hashtags: #mistresstaraforpresident, #donalddicklette, #needledickeddonald, #donaldstump, #stumptowers
  • Make my campaign poster your Facebook, twitter or instagram cover
  • Spreed the word! Like and share my campaign or website: www.mistresstaraforpresident.com
  • Send Donald Trump a tiny, tiny dildo or penis pump from his amazon wishlist. It’s set up to deliver directly to him at Trump Towers! And make sure you let him know in the gift card that Mistress Tara sent you! Or remind him that no matter how tiny this dildo is, it’s still bigger then his micro-penis! CLICK HERE TO SEND DONALD TRUMP A TINY DILDO!
Contact Information:

Tara Indiana

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