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Oct 2, 2016 4:11 PM ET

Archived: Hillary Clinton Survival Kit – Hillary is coming, and there’s nothing you can do to stop her. We may be looking at 8 years. Don’t be caught unprepared – get the kit!

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Hillary Clinton Survival Kit

by Hillary Clinton Survival Kit

Hillary is coming, and there's nothing you can do to stop her. We may be looking at 8 years. Don't be caught unprepared - get the kit!


Hillary is coming, and there’s nothing you can do to stop her. We may be looking at 8 years. Don’t be caught unprepared – get the kit!


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The Hillary Clinton Survival Kit
The Hillary Clinton Survival Kit


Hillary Clinton… the “safe choice” has never been more frightening. Now get the survival kit, just in time for the holidays, before the election, and before she takes office.

Benghazi. More than 30,000 classified emails gone. No accountability. Funded by more special interests and lobbyists than any candidate in history. Fired from the Watergate Investigation. Wants to take your guns, and will raise your taxes. Get the picture?

Hillary is coming, and there’s nothing you can do to stop her. It’s highly likely that we’re looking at eight years. Is this the end of times? Are we going back to the 90’s? Are we entering the rapture? Don’t take a chance. Get the Hillary Clinton Survival Kit today and protect yourself from the liberal media, gun control, email wipes, phenomena, secret deals, and more. Hillary is back to serve a third and fourth term in the White House. Be prepared with the Hillary Clinton Survival Kit.

Introducing the first and only Hillary Clinton Survival Kit

  • The perfect gift for your Hillary Clinton supporters who will thank you later 
  • A smart item to keep around the house, at work, or in the car. You never know when you’ll need it
  • Makes an excellent holiday gift 
  • Use the kit, and even resupply it

    The contents in the kit- the case, USB drive, wipes, tissues, and ear plugs are all custom branded, and make excellent individual gag gifts, or jokes to fit the moment.

You may need this kit for more than 4 years. So get a few. We’ll be offering resupply of individual items through surviveclinton.com 

What’s in the kit, you ask? 
The CaseThis hard plastic case measures about 7.5” x 4.5” x 2” and contains all the contents of the survival kit. It comes with a handle for quick access, a copy of the constitution on the inside cover, and is labeled for easy visibility.

Clinton Foundation Donor Card

Clinton Foundation Donor Card
Clinton Foundation Donor Card

In a rough spot with the law? FBI or IRS got you down? Want a meeting with a government official, special privileges, or access to a Clinton? This Clinton Foundation Donor Card certifies you importance. You never know what you’ll need to pull this card! Will it get you out of a ticket? Free dinner and drinks? Try it and find out! 

USB Drive Clinton’s team wiped more than 30,000 emails with ease. What is stopping her from doing the same to you? Protect your most important files from Hillary’s nefarious digital reach with this thumb drive.

Underground Weapons Storage Design Hide your guns when president Hillary Clinton takes away the second amendment, with these designs for an underground safe. Ensure that the next administration can’t find your guns when they come to take them away.

12 Declassified, leaked Clinton emailsCopies of some of the most entertaining Clinton emails declassified. Don’t worry, you wont get in trouble. This kit comes with a get out of prison card.

Hillary Tissues

Hillary Tissues
Hillary Tissues

Use these tissues to wipe your tears away when Hillary is elected, inaugurated, re-elected, and when she raises your taxes. 

Hillary Wipes

Hillary Wipes
Hillary Wipes

Wipe your emails and protect against pneumonia with these handy custom Hillary Wipes. Hillary Clinton joked about “wiping” her emails with a wipe, now see how ridiculous that was. It’ll also help to keep Hillary’s pneumonia away! 

IRS-Hillary LubricationWhen Clinton takes office, everyone’s tax rates will rise. Use this IRS lube to ease the pain from being slowly screwed out of your hard earned money. Or when you’re getting screwed by the administration in general. 

Liberal Media Ear Plugs

Liberal Media Ear Plugs
Liberal Media Ear Plugs

Had enough of lying politicians, listening to Hillary, or want to block out the liberal media’s noisy propaganda? Protect your ears and sanity with these patented political protectors, and hear no evil. Simply take them out of their plastic case and insert them when you’re sick of listening to your annoying political friend, Hillary in a presidential debate, or the liberal media. 

Survivor Sticker

Survival Sticker
Survival Sticker

Show that you’re a true American and a motivated survivor. Show leadership by spreading hope to others by letting them know that they are not alone, and can survive as well.

Risks and challenges

The people behind this project are a team of MBA and experienced entrepreneurs. This project is going to happen.

We’ve sourced and priced everything out. Our contents- the case, USB drive, wipes, tissues, and ear plugs are all custom branded. We have relationships with all suppliers, which are all identified.

That said, there are always risks, and here they are:

The risks include:
1) Supplier delays. Our suppliers may experience delays in getting the product to us, but we are working with a range of two to six weeks lead time for all products, and will hold an inventory of 500 items to avoid any delays.

2) Overwhelming quantity. In the event we get more than our little team can handle, the solution is simple: we order more kits, and hire more people to keep up with the demand. We have the money and experience to get it done. So buy more kits, you’re helping to create American jobs!

We do not require pre-approval from any third party before distributing these awards, or for making our products.

3) The founders of this company are assassinated or sued by Hillary Clinton. The former is preferred, so we don’t have to deal with lawyers.

4) Clinton becomes President, and executes #3 above, or shuts us down.

5) Trump is elected. We’ll still ship these kits. Because it’s Hillary. You know she’ll try again in 2020.

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Hillary Clinton Survival Kit

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