Oh hey there!
Ralph Dobis, father of 3 and Zeke Anderson father of 2 here. Hope you’re doin great. We sure are! It’s been a record year for us and the rest of the dads over here on Cutspring Road, so we started gettin’ together and writin’ poems about all the beautiful things in our lives like Ralph’s wife’s Karen’s fine cookin’, Jeb’s new pool and Mitch’s kid movin’ out of the basement.
We’ve been writin’ so much that, heck, we thought it might be a grand idea to publish these darn things in a book! So we set aside the money we made at the annual back-to-school block party but as it turns out, $53 just isn’t enough to print a run of books. Guess Ralph’s wife was right, for once!
So Ralph’s daughter Samantha got us on this dang Internet over here and that’s where we are now. We’re askin’ for a modest $850 to get a run of these things published. And heck, they come with pretty pictures our buddy Drew took of us with his brand new Kodak.
Anywho, thanks for stopping by. Hope you have a blessed day. Say hi to your dad for us!
– Ralph Dobis & Zeke Anderson
Imagine sittin’ on your leather recliner, golf channel on, Karen’s brewin’ fresh Folgers, and in your hand is a handsome 75 page 8″x10″ soft cover full-color coffee table masterpiece. You crack ‘er open like an egg on a pan to discover it’s chock-full of full-page photos of fine lookin’ Dads paired with hilarious, heart-felt poems written by those very same Dads.
I’m not talkin’ about Karen’s goal of touchin’ her toes by 2017- I’m talkin’ if we make a certain amount of cash, everybody who donates benefits.
Now that’s a stretch I don’t mind doin’ every mornin’.