For years I have been listening to the same meditation sounds mp3’s, however never have I meet a true satisfaction. The drops of rain, whales, rainforest, it all sounded great but I was contentiously looking for something more… something that can really touch my Chakras, tingle, scratch and pull them to the limits of humanly possible relaxation.
For years I have not been successful, and then, one Sunday evening, when I was about to give up on my quest, I saw a video of a barking cat. That was it, I knew that the answer is near. I started to study meditation books, internet, bible, joined various meditation societies, then I knew that the truth is near.
Link to the barking cat video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3gzee1cps
Finally I got it. The truth was upon me, slowly I started to form my lips into different shapes, and then the sound came out. First it was scary, I woke up few local cats, but soon, with practice, the sounds came out clearer and clearer, to finally emerge into the stream of relaxation pleasure. I discovered the true meaning of nirvana, the words from Bible, finally made sense:
“His voice was like the sound of many waters; and the earth shone with His glory” Ezekiel 43:2
I continued research, and found that the Secret has been discovered by many, but remain hidden.
“Listen to your own voice, your own soul, too many people listen to the noise of the world, instead of themselves” Leon Brown
“There is a voice that doesn’t use words. Listen.” Rumi
Now I decided to share my enlightenment with all of you. Behold, I present you with illustrated “The Greatest Book of Meditation Sounds, The Ultimate Collection of Relaxing Sounds of Nature, performed by the reader.” Emerge yourself in the warm Icelandic spring, take a deep dive into ocean depths, walk in vivid rainforest, or simply sit and enjoy light summer rain. Relaxation has never been so deep, your Charkas will bounce like a plastic bag on the wind, revealing the true enjoyment of the present moment.
Thank you for your time.
Namaste
Sample paragraphs from the book:
Chapter 3: Summer Garden – afternoon in a peaceful garden with a light breeze, bees and various birds.
“Shsss Zhkk bzzzzzzzz zz zzzzzzz zzt shssss shssssssssssss ssssss bzzz bzzz bzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz ssssssss tweet tweet tweet tweet cheep chirp cheep chirp coooooo shsssssssssssss shssssss shsssss quack quack quack shsssssss shssssss.”
Chapter 11: The Stillness of The Space – undisturbed stillness of galactic life, and a space station.
” bip
bip
bip”
The translation to some foreign languages may prove to be difficult.